a-smile-that-i-dont-believe-in:

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

i showed this to my boyfriend and he started to cry

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trillow:

my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised

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supcara:

darrensblazer:

vinoxe:

egberts:

IS SOMETHING HAPPENING IN EUROPE?

nah

no, we do this every saturday in europe

no biggie just a normal day for us

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lea-michele:

WHEN PEOPLE COME ON TUMBLR AFTER A SHOW HAS AIRED AND GET MAD ABOUT SPOILERS I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT DID YOU EXPECT IT’S LIKE WALKING INTO A ONE DIRECTION CONCERT AND GETTING MAD THAT THERE ARE TEENAGE GIRLS THERE

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